They said you couldn’t hang. Now you’re running circles around ‘em.
The “99 Problems But Keeping Up With Him Ain’t One” Tee is for the badass women in the trades who swing hammers, bend rebar, run pipe, weld steel, wire panels, and never ask for shortcuts. You’re not there to prove yourself — you’re there to do the damn job better.
🔧 The Vibe:
Bold. Blunt. Built different.
For the women who show up early, leave late, and don’t need permission
Warning: May cause bruised egos and insecure foremen
🎨 Available in:
Black – the original power color
Ash Grey – dirt hides better when you’re doing real work
Pink – because femininity doesn’t slow you down
Safety Orange / Green – so OSHA can admire your hustle in full color
👕 The Gear:
Heavy-duty cotton blend – soft enough to flex, tough enough to grind
Unisex fit – made for work boots, tool belts, and getting sh*t done
Durable print – just like you
Pairs perfectly with calloused hands and zero tolerance for mansplaining
You’re not “keeping up.” You’re leading the pack. This shirt was made for the women who get dirty, get loud, and get paid — because pretty don’t mean weak, and hard hats don’t care who’s wearing ‘em.
