CANT FIX STUPID TOW TRUCKERS T SHIRT

You’ve seen it all — sideways sedans, stuck Teslas, and more blown transmissions than bad excuses.
The “Can’t Fix Stupid, But I Can Tow It” Tee is built for the gritty wreck techs and roadside cowboys who show up with a smirk, a hook, and zero shock left in their system.

🛻 The Vibe:

• Equal parts sarcasm and steel-toed facts

• The shirt that speaks before you have to

• Designed for towers who keep calm while hauling chaos

🚨 This One’s For:

• Tow truck drivers who’ve pulled F-150s from ditches and egos from oblivion

• Recovery pros who’ve heard “it just died” one too many times

• Wreckers who bring the heat, the hook, and the headache meds

🎨 Available In:

• Black – hides grease, shows attitude

• Safety Green / Orange – for when they really need to see who’s dragging them out of stupid

• Ash Grey & Pink – because you can still sling chains and look good doing it

👕 The Build:

• Tough cotton blend – made for hard miles and harder calls

• Unisex fit – jobsite-ready and tow-yard-approved

• Durable print – won’t fade, even after your 4th "I ran outta gas" today

• Pairs best with flares, flashers, and a middle finger in traffic