You’ve seen it all — sideways sedans, stuck Teslas, and more blown transmissions than bad excuses. The “Can’t Fix Stupid, But I Can Tow It” Tee is built for the gritty wreck techs and roadside cowboys who show up with a smirk, a hook, and zero shock left in their system.
🛻 The Vibe:
Equal parts sarcasm and steel-toed facts
The shirt that speaks before you have to
Designed for towers who keep calm while hauling chaos
🚨 This One’s For:
Tow truck drivers who’ve pulled F-150s from ditches and egos from oblivion
Recovery pros who’ve heard “it just died” one too many times
Wreckers who bring the heat, the hook, and the headache meds
🎨 Available In:
Black – hides grease, shows attitude
Safety Green / Orange – for when they really need to see who’s dragging them out of stupid
Ash Grey & Pink – because you can still sling chains and look good doing it
👕 The Build:
Tough cotton blend – made for hard miles and harder calls
Unisex fit – jobsite-ready and tow-yard-approved
Durable print – won’t fade, even after your 4th "I ran outta gas" today
Pairs best with flares, flashers, and a middle finger in traffic
