Leave the theatrics to the patients — you’ve got real work to do. The “No Drama. Just Trauma.” Tee is for the EMTs who run toward the mess, ignore the noise, and handle every shift with grit, speed, and a dark sense of humor that HR doesn’t need to know about.
🚑 The Vibe:
Straight-faced. Steel-nerved. Sarcasm-loaded.
Perfect for the back of the rig, the ER drop-off, or the moment someone asks if this is your first dead body
Gets nods from the crew and confused silence from your in-laws
🩸 This Shirt’s For:
EMTs who don’t flinch at broken bones, but do at fake fainting
Shift warriors who live on caffeine, adrenaline, and gallows humor
The ones who patch it, bag it, and bounce to the next scene
🎨 Available In:
Black – because trauma doesn’t come in pastels
Ash Grey – like your sense of optimism
Safety Green / Orange – so your sarcasm can be seen from across the scene
👕 The Build:
Soft but tough cotton blend – made for 12-hour shifts and blood-stained Mondays
Unisex fit – flexible enough for full-tilt chaos
Durable print – won’t fade even if you do
Pairs with shears, gloves, and a thousand-yard stare
