Welcome to the floor that gets every patient no one else wants. The Med-Surg Nurse Tee is for the rockstars holding it together with caffeine, sarcasm, and a dangerously full bladder. No glory, no specialty, just pure clinical chaos — and you handle it like a damn machine.
🛏️ The Design: A beatdown-but-badass female skeleton nurse, slumped on a rolling stool with a med cart behind her and call lights flashing in every direction. Clipboard half-filled. Coffee cup cracked. Five skeleton patients peek from curtain gaps like it’s feeding time. Her look says: “Don’t even ask.”
🧾 For Nurses Who:
Know 3 of their 6 patients are confused, combative, or constipated
Answer call lights like they’re on fire (because sometimes they are)
Are somehow expected to fix everything before lunch
📊 Med-Surg Vitals:
Charting: 4 hours behind
Pain level: 10/10
Humor: Black
Hope: Holding on
👕 The Gear:
Black tee – hides the sweat, spills, and soul drain
Cotton blend – shift-proof softness for when your body’s breaking down
Unisex fit – built for motion, meltdown, and mid-shift venting
Durable print – because the call lights don’t stop and neither do you
This shirt is for the backbone of the hospital — the ones who handle the overflow, the trainwrecks, and the “they just need to be watched” patients. No glory. No problem. You still run the floor.
