TRAUMA NURSE TEE

You don’t have time to panic.
The Trauma Nurse Tee is built for the high-pressure, fast-moving, emotionally explosive hell that is trauma — where seconds matter, judgment is instant, and you don’t get a second chance.
Car wrecks, stabbings, GSWs, full codes — and you’re still calm enough to crack a joke while starting a 16-gauge.

🩸 The Design:
A locked-in female skeleton trauma nurse, sleeves rolled up, blood on her gloves, working a chest wound under glowing trauma lights. Around her: chaos — monitors screaming, blood on the floor, and two other skeleton nurses mid-response.
Her eyes? Calculated.
Her stance? Unshakeable.
Her energy? “Get out of my way unless you’re dying.”

💥 This Shirt’s For Nurses Who:

• Run on instinct, trauma shears, and caffeine

• Can triage a pile of broken bodies without flinching

• Know how to take lead — even when the doctors freeze

📉 Trauma Vitals:

• BP: Holding steady (yours or theirs, depending on the shift)

• Heart rate: Ice cold

• Humor: Darker than the blood on the stretcher

• Time for bullsh*t: None

👕 The Gear:

• Black tee – because trauma is messy and predictable is dead

• Ultra-soft cotton blend – comfort after chaos

• Unisex fit – made for sprinting, lifting, ducking, and delivering

• Built for the trauma bay — and the therapy session after

You don’t just respond to trauma — you dominate it.
This shirt is for the ones who bring order to the wreckage, stop the bleed, and still make it look easy.