You don’t have time to panic. The Trauma Nurse Tee is built for the high-pressure, fast-moving, emotionally explosive hell that is trauma — where seconds matter, judgment is instant, and you don’t get a second chance. Car wrecks, stabbings, GSWs, full codes — and you’re still calm enough to crack a joke while starting a 16-gauge.
🩸 The Design: A locked-in female skeleton trauma nurse, sleeves rolled up, blood on her gloves, working a chest wound under glowing trauma lights. Around her: chaos — monitors screaming, blood on the floor, and two other skeleton nurses mid-response. Her eyes? Calculated. Her stance? Unshakeable. Her energy? “Get out of my way unless you’re dying.”
💥 This Shirt’s For Nurses Who:
Run on instinct, trauma shears, and caffeine
Can triage a pile of broken bodies without flinching
Know how to take lead — even when the doctors freeze
📉 Trauma Vitals:
BP: Holding steady (yours or theirs, depending on the shift)
Heart rate: Ice cold
Humor: Darker than the blood on the stretcher
Time for bullsh*t: None
👕 The Gear:
Black tee – because trauma is messy and predictable is dead
Ultra-soft cotton blend – comfort after chaos
Unisex fit – made for sprinting, lifting, ducking, and delivering
Built for the trauma bay — and the therapy session after
You don’t just respond to trauma — you dominate it. This shirt is for the ones who bring order to the wreckage, stop the bleed, and still make it look easy.
