Let’s be real — if it weren’t for dispatch, you’d be a cautionary tale. The “Only Thing Between You and Natural Selection” Tee is for the voice behind the radio, the keyboard gladiator who juggles emergencies, egos, and absolute mayhem — all while keeping you alive despite yourself.
🎧 The Vibe:
Dark humor meets cold truth
Built for the unsung heroes who don’t get scene time but make sure everyone gets home
If you're mad reading this — it’s probably about you
📟 This Shirt’s For:
911 dispatchers, EMS controllers, fire and PD comms
The calm in the chaos and the real MVPs of every shift
The ones who can multitask, de-escalate, and roast you — simultaneously
🎨 Available In:
Black – for the night shift warriors
Ash Grey – for the "barely holding it together" energy
Safety Green / Orange – because even behind the mic, they shine
👕 The Build:
Rugged cotton blend – soft enough for the chair, tough enough for the stress
Unisex fit – built for movement, caffeine, and holding the world together
Durable print – made to survive long shifts and longer calls
Pairs with coffee, sarcasm, and the patience of a saint (barely)
