CALM DOWN KAREN PARAMEDIC T SHIRT

No, Karen. You’re not dying.
The “Calm Down Karen, It’s a Sprain” Tee is made for the overworked, under-caffeinated paramedics who’ve seen real emergencies — and know when it’s just a rolled ankle and a loud personality.

🚑 The Vibe:

• Sarcastic. Clinical. Fed the hell up.

• A walking eye-roll for anyone who calls 911 like it’s customer service

• Guaranteed to make your crew laugh and the patients probably cry

🩺 This Shirt’s For:

• Paramedics and EMTs who triage pain and BS in seconds

• First responders who’ve mastered the art of keeping it professional (barely)

• Anyone who’s ever been called “rude” for telling the truth on scene

🎨 Available In:

• Black – because black goes with burnout

• Ash Grey – for that neutral “don’t test me” vibe

• Safety Green / Orange – because even sarcasm should be seen

👕 The Build:

• Job-ready cotton blend – soft enough for station naps, strong enough for stretcher lifts

• Unisex fit – roomy where it counts, flexes with your shift

• Durable print – won’t crack under pressure (just like you)

• Pairs with trauma shears, a hardened heart, and one last nerve