When the brain goes sideways, you stay locked in. The Neuro Nurse Tee is for the ones who monitor the motherboard — the quiet, clinical killers who catch seizures before they hit and track neuro changes with sniper precision. This isn’t just nursing — this is mind warfare.
🧠 The Design: A cold-eyed female skeleton nurse, standing over a skeleton patient hooked to EEG leads, ventric drain in place, neuro checks mid-shift. Her gloved fingers hover over a neuro chart, monitor screens flashing behind her. She’s calm. Dialed in. Unshakable. She’s watching the brain like a bomb about to blow.
🩻 For Nurses Who:
Can spot a blown pupil from across the damn room
Whisper GCS scores in their sleep
Know ICP, CPP, and MAP like they know their own pulse
📊 Neuro Vitals:
Pupils: PERRLA
Reflexes: Snappy
Sarcasm: Intact
Chill: None when LOC drops
👕 The Gear:
Black tee – because neuro bleeds don’t ask permission
Ultra-soft cotton – for 12-hour focus and 2-hour crash-naps
Unisex fit – sized for code strokes, STAT CTs, and full-blown brain storms
Print durable enough to survive neurosurgeons and shift fatigue
This shirt is for the quiet ones who track every blink, test every reflex, and fight for every neuron. When the brain breaks, you don’t panic — you perform.
