This ain’t Med-Surg. This is the last stop before the morgue, and you're the one keeping the line from flatlining.
The ICU Nurse Tee is for the elite—the ones who thrive in silence, alarms, and blood pressure games that’d make Vegas blush. You run drips like a bartender and dodge death like it owes you money.
🧠 The Design: A cold-blooded skeleton ICU nurse stands alone in a dimly lit room. Tubes, monitors, meds stacked behind her like war gear. Her hand’s on a bag of dopamine, her eyes on a ventilator. And she’s calm. Because in here, you don’t flinch — you calculate.
💉 Built For:
Nurses who’ve played god with titrations
The ones who hear “neuro storm” and say “bring it”
The real ones who know “stable” is just ICU slang for “not dead yet”
📟 Vitals:
Dopamine: Running
Patience: Low
Confidence: Maxed
Visitors: Annoying
👕 The Gear:
Premium black tee – soft as a sedated patient
Unisex sizing – shift-tested
Durable print – so even your fourth back-to-back won’t kill it
Built to rep the real ones who keep hearts beating with pure stubbornness
This shirt’s for those who whisper “don’t die on me” at 3AM and mean it. You are the calm after the code. The one who sees the worst and still clocks back in.