You don’t flinch at screaming, blood, or crowning heads. The Labor & Delivery Nurse Tee is made for the ones who move through contractions like choreography and run toward the screams with gloved hands and zero hesitation. You’re the first face that life sees — and the last one to panic.
👶 The Design: A fierce female skeleton nurse in scrubs and a messy bun, arms outstretched catching a newborn skeleton, still attached by the cord. Blood spatters her gloves. Behind her, a chaotic delivery room — monitors beeping, feet in stirrups, dad passed out in the corner. Her eyes? Laser-focused. Her face? Calm. Her shirt? Says “I do this daily.”
💥 Made For Nurses Who:
Can go from belly rubs to emergency C-sections in 30 seconds
Know the difference between a scream and the scream
Have seen joy, fear, trauma, and triumph in a single shift
📉 Vitals:
Gloves: Snapped on
Humor: Dark
Reflexes: Catlike
Coffee: IV drip
👕 The Gear:
Black tee – because birth is messy and you wear it well
Ultra-soft cotton – comfy enough to crouch, push, lift, or crash in
Unisex sizing – fits every shift, every shape, every miracle
Ink that lasts longer than that dad who “almost fainted”
You don’t just catch babies — you catch chaos, emotion, and everything no one talks about. This shirt is for the real ones who bring life into the world while holding the damn line.