Warning: If you're running — you’re already lunch. The “Keep Running, I Love Fast Food” Tee is made for the K9 units who don’t need backup — they bring it on a leash. Whether you're a handler, an officer, or just a dog who works harder than half the precinct, this shirt lets the perps know: That bark comes with bite.
🐾 The Vibe:
Smartass. Savage. Street-certified.
Gets grins from handlers, groans from suspects
Built for the cruiser, the kennel, and off-duty flexing
🚨 This Shirt’s For:
K9 handlers who train hard, track harder
LEOs who trust their dog more than most people
Anyone who’s ever heard “good boy” and meant it in a tactical way
🎨 Available In:
Black – sleek, tough, and bite-ready
Ash Grey – for lowkey menace
Safety Green / Orange – so they see you coming before the dog hits 'em
👕 The Build:
Rugged cotton blend – chase-approved
Unisex fit – loose enough for duty belts, tight enough for sarcasm
Durable print – won’t crack under pressure, just like your K9
Pairs with vests, vests with fur, and tactical tail-wagging
