Why wait to speak your mind when you can ruin someone's ego right now? The “Tomorrow’s Not Promised, Be a B*tch Today” Tee is for the fearless, fed-up, high-functioning hellraisers who don’t tiptoe, sugarcoat, or wait their turn. Because life’s too damn short to be agreeable.
💅 The Energy:
Zero apologies
100% main character
May cause offense. Will cause respect.
Warning: Side effects include fewer fake friends and more space to breathe
🎨 Colors Available:
Black – to match your mood and mascara
Ash Grey – stone cold delivery
Pink – pretty in rage
Safety Orange / Green – high-vis hostility for jobsite clarity
👕 The Build:
Ultra-soft cotton blend – comfort for chaos
Unisex fit – because attitude has no dress code
Durable print – built to outlast your tolerance
Pairs with combat boots, resting b*tch face, and perfect timing
This shirt is your warning label. Wear it loud. Because tomorrow’s never guaranteed — but someone catching attitude today definitely is.
