TOMORROW'S NOT PROMISED (FOR HER) T SHIRT

Why wait to speak your mind when you can ruin someone's ego right now?
The “Tomorrow’s Not Promised, Be a B*tch Today” Tee is for the fearless, fed-up, high-functioning hellraisers who don’t tiptoe, sugarcoat, or wait their turn.
Because life’s too damn short to be agreeable.

💅 The Energy:

• Zero apologies

• 100% main character

• May cause offense. Will cause respect.

• Warning: Side effects include fewer fake friends and more space to breathe

🎨 Colors Available:

• Black – to match your mood and mascara

• Ash Grey – stone cold delivery

• Pink – pretty in rage

• Safety Orange / Green – high-vis hostility for jobsite clarity

👕 The Build:

• Ultra-soft cotton blend – comfort for chaos

• Unisex fit – because attitude has no dress code

• Durable print – built to outlast your tolerance

• Pairs with combat boots, resting b*tch face, and perfect timing

This shirt is your warning label. Wear it loud.
Because tomorrow’s never guaranteed —
but someone catching attitude today definitely is.