TOMORROWS NOT PROMISED T SHIRT

Why wait to speak your mind when you can ruin someone’s mood right now?
The “Tomorrow’s Not Promised, Be an Asshole Today” Tee is for the brutally honest, zero-filter legends who know that life’s short — and being nice is optional.
Whether you’re on the jobsite, the floor, or just done playing polite in group chats — this shirt gives everyone a heads-up… or a warning.

🔥 The Energy:

• Petty? Maybe.

• Honest? Always.

• Regret? Never.

• HR-safe? Not even close.

🎨 Colors Available:

• Black – the color of your soul

• Ash Grey – like your sense of empathy

• Pink – for that sweet/sinister combo

• Safety Orange / Green – because OSHA can’t regulate your attitude

👕 The Gear:

• Premium cotton blend – soft enough for sarcasm, strong enough for confrontation

• Unisex fit – designed for menaces, villains, and realists alike

• Durable print – won’t fade, even if your patience does

• Looks great with side-eye, eye rolls, or middle fingers