You don’t just monitor patients — you monitor the motherboard. The Neuro Nurse Tee is built for the ones who know when a blink means something, when silence is dangerous, and when that “weird vibe” means someone’s about to seize. You're half nurse, half neurologist, and 100% unbothered by the chaos in a broken brain.
🧠 The Design: A sharp, cold-blooded female skeleton nurse stands over a skeleton patient mid-monitoring. Wires, EEG leads, and IVs snake across the bed. On her hip? A neuro report clipboard. In her eyes? Focus like a sniper. Behind her? Brainwave monitors pulsing. In front of her? Every second counts.
💥 For the Real Ones Who:
Know the difference between postictal and just pissed off
Talk Glasgow Coma Scores like it’s a second language
Can reset your whole central nervous system with caffeine and sarcasm
📊 Neuro Vitals:
ICP: Rising
Patience: Dropping
Skill: Off the charts
Sense of normal: Long gone
👕 The Gear:
Premium cotton blend – soft enough for 12s, tough enough for neuro storms
Unisex fit – made for real bodies, stress sweat, and top bun hair
Designed for black shirts – because you know white won’t survive a single shift
Battle-tested ink – just like your critical thinking
This shirt is for the ones who guard the brain like it's sacred — Even when it’s firing wrong, thinking sideways, or fighting back.
Because when the brain breaks, you don’t panic. You calculate, assess, and take control.