NURSING T-SHIRT [ NUERO ]

You don’t just monitor patients — you monitor the motherboard.
The Neuro Nurse Tee is built for the ones who know when a blink means something, when silence is dangerous, and when that “weird vibe” means someone’s about to seize. You're half nurse, half neurologist, and 100% unbothered by the chaos in a broken brain.

🧠 The Design:
A sharp, cold-blooded female skeleton nurse stands over a skeleton patient mid-monitoring. Wires, EEG leads, and IVs snake across the bed. On her hip? A neuro report clipboard. In her eyes? Focus like a sniper.
Behind her? Brainwave monitors pulsing.
In front of her? Every second counts.

💥 For the Real Ones Who:

• Know the difference between postictal and just pissed off

• Talk Glasgow Coma Scores like it’s a second language

• Can reset your whole central nervous system with caffeine and sarcasm

📊 Neuro Vitals:

• ICP: Rising

• Patience: Dropping

• Skill: Off the charts

• Sense of normal: Long gone

👕 The Gear:

• Premium cotton blend – soft enough for 12s, tough enough for neuro storms

• Unisex fit – made for real bodies, stress sweat, and top bun hair

• Designed for black shirts – because you know white won’t survive a single shift

• Battle-tested ink – just like your critical thinking

This shirt is for the ones who guard the brain like it's sacred —
Even when it’s firing wrong, thinking sideways, or fighting back.

Because when the brain breaks, you don’t panic.
You calculate, assess, and take control.