You’ve got the right to remain silent — but please... don’t. The “Keep Talking, I Love Probable Cause” Tee is for the LEOs who know half the arrests start with a mouth that just wouldn’t quit. This one’s sarcastic, spot-on, and built for the street-smart, report-writing professionals who hear it all — and use it well.
👮♂️ The Vibe:
Straight-faced, savage, and 100% admissible
Gets laughs from the squad and side-eyes from the frequent flyers
Built for traffic stops, bookings, and the occasional dumb confession
🚓 This Shirt’s For:
Patrol officers, deputies, investigators, and badge-wearers everywhere
The ones who know when to nod, when to write, and when to cuff
LEOs who speak fluent sarcasm and penal code
🎨 Available In:
Black – for the tactical drip and night shift flex
Ash Grey – for low-key chaos containment
Safety Green / Orange – so your sarcasm’s seen from across the street
👕 The Build:
Durable cotton blend – strong enough for shift change and sarcasm
Unisex fit – made to layer under vests or rock solo off-duty
Long-wearing print – holds up through wash cycles and internal reviews
Pairs with body cams, citations, and "You good?" vibes
