Why wait to speak your mind when you can ruin someone’s mood right now? The “Tomorrow’s Not Promised, Be an Asshole Today” Tee is for the brutally honest, zero-filter legends who know that life’s short — and being nice is optional. Whether you’re on the jobsite, the floor, or just done playing polite in group chats — this shirt gives everyone a heads-up… or a warning.
🔥 The Energy:
Petty? Maybe.
Honest? Always.
Regret? Never.
HR-safe? Not even close.
🎨 Colors Available:
Black – the color of your soul
Ash Grey – like your sense of empathy
Pink – for that sweet/sinister combo
Safety Orange / Green – because OSHA can’t regulate your attitude
👕 The Gear:
Premium cotton blend – soft enough for sarcasm, strong enough for confrontation
Unisex fit – designed for menaces, villains, and realists alike
Durable print – won’t fade, even if your patience does
Looks great with side-eye, eye rolls, or middle fingers
