MALE NURSING TEES

This one’s for the men in scrubs who don’t need a spotlight — just a stable set of vitals and a patient still breathing.
The Male Nurse Collection was made for the ones who carry trauma bays, run codes, and crack jokes between compressions.
You're not “the male nurse.”
You're the one everyone calls when sh*t hits the fan — and you answer without flinching.

💥 Each Tee Tells a Story:
From the ER to the OR, ICU to Psych — every design in this collection hits with surgical grit, dark humor, and unfiltered truth. These aren’t cute nurse shirts. These are battle uniforms for the men who work shifts that break the weak.

🧠 Specialty Designs Include:

  • ER Nurse – Calm in the chaos, sarcasm in the veins

  • Trauma Nurse – First to bleed, last to break

  • ICU Nurse – Titrating dopamine and death with the same hand

  • Psych Nurse – Cool under pressure, quicker than a code gray

  • OR Nurse – Sterile field savage with a steel trap memory

  • Neuro Nurse – Watching pupils like a sniper tracks targets

  • Med-Surg & Float – Juggling six patients, one coffee, and zero backup

👕 The Gear:

  • Black-only tees – because white don’t last past triage

  • Ultra-soft, premium cotton – tough enough for shiftwork, soft enough for crashing after

  • Unisex fit that runs true, built for broad shoulders and battle-tested backs

  • Bold, gritty graphics designed to outlast burnout and bullsh*t

You don’t need cute sayings. You need respect.
This collection was built to give you a voice without saying a damn word.
If you clock in, show up, and handle the worst with a grin — this gear is yours.